if i was trapped inside a room filled with explosives and the only way out was to eat a whole tomato i would die
We r all homos. Homosapians
Especially oomshi
i wish i was a mermaid so i could have a nice shiny tail and a pretty seashell bra and a beautiful voice that i could use to entice cute boys and make them crash their ships and drown at sea so human women could rise as the dominate gender of the land
well that escalated quickly
paige i’m a lesbian why would i entice cute boys where did you think that post was going
(Source: barricadeponine)
- Plot Twist: Stark Industries buys Tumblr. We all get free issue laptops with fantastic WiFi.
do u ever go to school confident in what ur wearing and then u actually get there and ur kind of just like wow well this was an awful idea
am i the only one that yells “NO” when i drop my food
(Source: fueledbysmosh)
someone in class asked me for my tumblr & i took her phone & told her i followed myself on her account but i actually followed gaysexistheanswer
thank you
